Malware threat from third-party cartridges nothing compared to threat to HP's bottom line
  • OhFudgeBars@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    6 months ago

    we sort of see a 20 percent uplift on the value of that customer because you’re locking that person, committing to a longer-term relationship.

    Do these people never listen to themselves? Who the hell wants to be “locked”?

    • sirdorius@programming.devEnglish
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      6 months ago

      CEO: “We have observed through careful analysis that by locking our customers inside the restaurant, they will continue to order food from us in order to not starve. Therefore, from now on, all doors shall now be one way only”

      Investors: “What brilliant entrepreneurship!”