I work in software development but I also have a second job as an arborists offsider because I’m pretty sure trees will never stop fucking growing.

I bought a whirling log, and they gave me a swastika!

Repsuppository.

Shove this code back up your arse.

Why do companies refuse to tessellate their eggs?! You could have 3x rows of 3-4-3 for 10 eggs, 5-6-5 for 16 eggs or 7-8-7 for a 22-pack.

People used to post their phone number in newspaper personals so they could talk to someone. Now they’re probably live streaming on twitch

Only 50 fails until glory

Sewing fellas unite!

I usually make hats and tool wraps, but I mend dresses or alter clothes for friends too.

Absolute degeneracy, thank you.

For when he gets snacky

I pronounce it “Cee Tee Tee”

It’s not a total loss

If I was a police officer, and after surviving an accidental catastrophic zombie outbreak in Raccoon City, my government said “Hey you’re really good at that, want to do it 5 more times?” I’d simply pivot to being a construction worker or something.

Use 20L food safe buckets.

If you showed a picture of a standard tower crane to someone with a decent understanding of physics but had never seen one before, they would similarly recoil and go “WTF why are you suspending a bunch of concrete blocks high in the sky on what looks like a pencil thin beam!” and it would take some explaining, OR it would take seeing it regularly for that person to become okay with it.

People don’t see this every day, so they don’t take it for granted, and therefore it looks insane. Just like tower cranes look insane.

Diglett it is then

Millennials are killing the shitty supermarket plant industry

The boss battle is against your own repressed sexuality

Melphosia

Streets littered with blown up cyber trucks. Government may soon be aware of the revolt and launch a counteroffensive.

How?