That is a bomb ass shirt.

OK the only bad part of this trailer was the “two day shipping” attempt at humor. Fuck Amazon, they better not screw this show up.

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won’t be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh man that’s gold…

No greater joy than shopping in a heavily religious neighborhood on a Sunday.

Wow, they’re using Artificial Intelligence to do the same thing predictive analytics has been doing for over 50 years, what a time to be alive!

I know it will get a lot of laughs now, but I unironically love the final song.

In this scene he’s in prison on Asgard. Can you imagine what he’s done just for a cup of Asgardian Battle Juice or whatever they call it?

“Careful, that’s not a load bearing structure!” CRUNCH “It is now.”

Now that’s a deep cut.

It sounds risky, you may find yourself up… Chocolate Creek without a popsicle stick.

That I’m not sure, I’ve never tried I always just watch it on my laptop or hdmi to a TV, but that site has been my go to for NFL streams for years, back in the say it was a subreddit before it got shutdown and went to their own website, always been reliable for me, worst case you need to switch steams midgame it they have plenty to choose from.

nflbite.com

OK while that would be a better idea the thought that no one would notice is laughable. We have detailed pregnancy rate records going back 75 years, an immediate 30% change would definitely raise a lot of red flags.

True, I was just saying the name.

Screw you Microsoft, I switched to Paint.net forever ago and I’ll be long dead in the cold, cold grave before I recognize Missourah, I mean switch back to Paint.

https://media.tenor.com/GUyFGPRElJMAAAAC/blazing-saddles-watch-your-ass.gif

It was nothing to do with Windows, it’s a sorta joke where the person telling the joke is trying to use logic to compare 2 different things, with humorous results.

A better example is an old Norm Mcdonald (I think) joke, I’ll post it below.

A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard, so he decides to get acquainted. After introductions, he asks the new neighbor what he does for a living.

The new neighbor says, “I’m a professor.” The first neighbor then asks, “Oh yeah, what do you teach?”

“Logic,” the professor reponds.

“What is that?” the neighbor inquires.

“Well, let me see if I can give you an example…you have a dog, right?”

“Yeah, that’s right,” neighbor #1 responds.

“And you have children too, right?” says the professor.

“Wow, right again!” exclaims the neighbor.

"So, then you must be married and that would make you a heterosexual, right?‘’ proclaims the professor.

“Unbelievable, you’re absolutely correct. How do you know all this about me?”

“Well,” the professor says, “I observed there was a dog house in your backyard, so you must have a dog. I also saw bicycles next to your garage, so you must have children. And if you have children, you are probably married and if your married, you are most likely heterosexual… it was all logical!”

The next afternoon, the neighbor runs into his old friend. His friend asks if he has met the new neighbor. The man says that he met him yesterday.

“What’s he like?”

“Well,” the man says, “he’s nice and he is a professor of logic.”

“Oh,” says the friend, “what’s logic?”

“Maybe I can give you an example. Do you have a dog house?”

“Why, no, I do not,” responds the friend.

“Well, then,” proclaims the man, “that means you’re gay!”

I’ve been using Mullvad for 2 years and only just now realized I could turns ads off on my phone with a literal click of a button.