“I bought this as a gift so I don’t know how it works” - 1/5 stars.

“This hanger was too small to fit my winter coats so I would up returning it” - 2/5 star review for a universal TV remote.

“This product became sentient and stabbed me in my kidney while shouting racial slurs” - 5/5 star review

Is the Valve Index really that unpopular? Or is it not included in the list for some reason?

For those who liked Roger Rabbit, I’d highly recommend the new Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers movie. It was kind of slept on when it was released and deserves so much more attention. I think people just assumed it was a remake of the show, but the movie is entirely its own thing. The only thing you even have to know about the show is that it existed. The movie itself is pretty much just like Roger Rabbit, with multiple IP’s mixing together in the real world and some surprisingly dark themes.

I’d still probably say Roger Rabbit is overall a better movie, but Chip 'n Dale is very close.

Any book written by future historians that accurately talks about this period of time will have a chapter devoted to Pepe the Frog and… God damnit it’s all just so stupid.

Because literally every country south of the US is worse, with the exception of New Zealand, a few island nations, and maybe Australia.

“People will not forget!”

Ron Howard: “They Would.”

Until it comes to seating RAM, or plugging/unplugging the 24-pin motherboard power cable.

In your lifetime, rising sea levels won’t be an issue. In your kids lifetime is a different story, but we still got another 50+ years before sea levels will rise to a significant degree.

You mean you don’t like eating half a tomato and a whole pickle along with your hot dog?

These are all on the same domain. I guarantee you they have extensive spam filters in place. “Flooding their inbox” will do nothing as the messages won’t even go to their inbox.

I don’t think OP understands this meme…

I wish I could learn to play the paint.

Those years were around the time he was very pro-LGBT and human rights. Seems like he stopped taking the “we’re all connected” drugs and started taking the “I’m amazing and better than everyone” drugs.

“Hey! That store you don’t shop at? Make sure you continue to not shop there for the next 40 days! That’ll show the elites!”

If someone I don’t like or interact with says they support me, that is not me “teaming up” with them.

People hate whenever Brave is mentioned… But when it comes to privacy, I have not regretted my decision to use it

Sword, bat, laser gun, wand. Not for using directly, but for throwing.

Anything that can be chucked at my opponents face gives me time to rush in and combo them.

One of my best friends was a dude from Philadelphia who was a republican who became friends with the mortal enemy of the republican party

He became friends with the concept of education?

Nope, they aren’t brown enough to be on the list.

It’s a scary word to use, but humanity does need some form of eugenics for space travel.

No, not the racial kind.

We need to breed resistance to radiation and adaption to low oxygen or low gravity environments.

We need to be able to be stuck in cramped quarters around other people for years without eventually killing each other.

We need to be able to be cryogenically frozen for long periods of time and then reanimated.

None of this is possible without fundamentally editing the genes of humans. We essentially need to evolve into a new species.