Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova said the incident in Marseille has “all the hallmarks of a terrorist attack.”

Ah, guess you’d know wouldn’t ya. If ruzzia can invade a peaceful neighbor, people will attack you as well. It’s called tit for tat there Maria. Now if you’d kindly stop your nonstop warcrimes and stealing Ukrainian children it would be swell.

Also was just found to be infecting rats for the first time ever documented.