TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾
Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity
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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What was the funniest/dumbest/most embarrassing thing you or a friend did blackout drunk?4·5 days agoLol, I’m sober now for good reason ☺
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What was the funniest/dumbest/most embarrassing thing you or a friend did blackout drunk?12·6 days agoI had just come home from a party at a neighbors apartment, on a mix of xanax, coke, weed, and alcohol- not blacked out, but close to the most fucked up I’ve ever been.
I laid down on the couch, and my roommate, who was apparently trying to talk to me, said “you’re pretty faded, huh”. Without responding verbally, I looked at her as I slowly and deliberately pushed a pile of her stuff off the edge of the couch with my feet, which made a loud crash on the floor. After a moment of stunned silence, staring back at me, she just goes “… okay”
It didn’t click for me until the next day, and I was so embarrassed
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Do you browse hexbear or have an account in hexbear?103·9 days agoLmao, what?
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Pros/cons to legalize marijuana in a country4·11 days agoHey, I noticed it in another comment of yours so I thought I’d say something-
“Stopped to go to work” in English implies that they stopped smoking weed so that they could go to work. You’re looking for “stopped going to work”
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Pros/cons to legalize marijuana in a country62·11 days agoYour straight edge friends who’ve never touched a joint in their lives start smoking regularly, since it’s legal.
That’s not what straight edge means
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Forced to lie on a questionnaire (BioLife)English27·12 days agoI complained in the “other” box that they did include for a different question lol
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the dumbest couple dispute you've ever had?18·18 days agoA similar debate with my partner is how I’m found out I’m colorblind lol
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Are any of you not nerds?954·20 days agoRemoved by mod
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is there homelessness in China? Why or why not? What happens in China if someone can't pay rent?43·20 days agoThis is what I’ve heard as well
Edit: source
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. says he’s working to stop food stamps buying soda and candy41·20 days agoI don’t care what they’re supposedly “about;” dignity and self-determination are important principles to me
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. says he’s working to stop food stamps buying soda and candy41·21 days agoDoes anyone seriously think Michelle Obama is “as left progressive as it gets”?? Is the overton window so fucked that neoliberal ideas are now considered progressive?
When Michelle Obama did that shit, I ended up underweight and had to start spending more money on food
You sound like the kind of person who doesn’t give homeless people cash so they can’t spend it on drugs. Just let people find a little joy and make their own choices
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. says he’s working to stop food stamps buying soda and candy76·21 days agoI’m as left progressive as it gets
Lmao, you’re clearly not
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto World News@lemmy.world•Country wide power outages reported Spain and PortugalEnglish121·24 days ago##Update:
- Authorities have ruled out a cyberattack, with investigations indicating the outage was caused by a “very strong oscillation in the electrical network” that led Spain’s power system to disconnect from the European system, collapsing the Iberian electricity network
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto World News@lemmy.world•Country wide power outages reported Spain and PortugalEnglish10·24 days agoEnglish summary:
- A massive power outage struck most of Spain, Portugal, parts of southern France, and Andorra around 12:30 PM CET on April 28, 2025 (3.5hrs ago).
- Electricity consumption dropped by about 50%, causing widespread disruption.
- Possible causes include a rare atmospheric phenomenon affecting high-voltage lines or a cyberattack; investigations are ongoing.
- The blackout disrupted traffic lights, public transport (trains, metro), airports, and telecommunications.
- Hospitals operated on emergency power; many surgeries were suspended; urgent patient transfers prioritized.
- Emergency plans were activated; Madrid raised its emergency level and considered military support to maintain order.
- Power restoration began gradually but full recovery could take 6 to 10 hours.
- The outage affected supermarkets, businesses, and public services, causing closures and delays.
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Do you haggle? marketplace, comic com etc14·26 days agoOnce, in New York City, I haggled the opposite direction for fun, because I was annoyed about being harassed
Guy was trying to sell me a watch so I asked
“How much?”For you? $15
“Nah, too cheap” I replied
uhh… O-okay, $20!
“Hmm, how about $25?”
okay yes yes, $25!
“No. $40”
okayyy good deal $40 for you!!
“No way, that’s too expensive”- I turned around and started walking away
huh? Oh- no! $20! $15! Ten! F-five dollars for you!
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Musk's X sues to block Minnesota 'deepfake' law over free speech concerns3·27 days agoI made this but idk how to share it bc catbox.moe never works for me, imgur is down, and I don’t have a peertube account
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Do I have to purchase a domain to make an instance here?5·1 month agoI own 3 domains through Porkbun.com
Craigsworld.net costs $12.50/year
In the US, I think it’s more common to charge after. I worked at an agency whose paperwork stated they would charge before the session, but they never actually did.
Personally, I’m not gonna cancel a session just because the card declines anyway- I can be paid another time; so it’s much less awkward to just charge after imo
This has to be the most egregious offender I’ve ever seen, so I fixed it for us