It is a Leica.

Switch? I never left!

I thought this was extra rich coming from the woman who won’t even use her real first name (Nimarata) because she fears backlash among her racist, shitbag supporters.

This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.

I even saw them in concert together once.

Shame.

I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.

You know, just in case.

Because old habits die hard.