I’d prefer Norway and Germany, if I could ever afford to go.

The Running Man but with HGH-fueled meatheads

Nice to see election fraud make a comeback after it magically disappeared last year.

I could take a sloth. Probably.

Nothing to see here. All is well.

This sounds like the “Jason, Jason, Jason” YouTube guy’s conversations.

I’ll just wait until Black Friday. Thanks Randy.

In exchange for what?

They don’t call it Charbucks for nothing

I’m just there for the free games

We als have Captain D’s which is just like LJS

Scream Guy seems a little out of place

The book burners are always the good guys, right?

It’s Jimmy Patterson!

“Football field-sized flying saucers hiding in clouds.” Yeah, I saw that movie too.

lol the article is paywalled

They are usually Mercedes vehicles

Well, the article link isnt working but yeah, this doesn’t make any sense. If the son is a green card holder than I would think the parents aren’t citizens either? Maybe he’s adopted?

A thermometer, in direct sunlight all day.

RoboCop on PS5.