Mayor Poopington

Goodbye

You should click that link you decided not to follow. It goes into the context of the photo itself.

I would so pay extra to sit in the machine gun turret

Yes. Source: this song https://open.spotify.com/track/244w7BpXC62Dc5dAtQryAv

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Weird, my GI doctor said the same thing

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I have no issues with piracy, but streaming pirated materials is just dumb. Streaming pirated materials of a company that is known for being litigious? Just put your whole dick in the wasp nest.

That’s why this is funny.

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Go read the directions on a box of jello, my guy

Probably because most people don’t speak Ukrainian

Sometimes I need food fast

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

I don’t think either of you will be able to smell each other because eating 2000 lbs of garlic will surely kill you.

Well that was quite a read. Margaret Thatcher?? Even I have standards. The Onion couldn’t top this court case.