It’s juvenile but…my nephews were wrestling, and the older one made the younger one laugh so hard that he shat his pants. The older one said his brother “sneezed out the wrong end” and I absolutely perished. That kid is funny.

It’s pineapple on a pizza. Of course it’s good.

Like a record baby

Pourquoi?

No toes?

Yorkshire Gold, two sugars, splash of evaporated milk.

On a bright Hawaiian Christmas day

Socks and flip-flops

Thursday, I don’t care about you

Marsupilami!

Not significant but casual. E.g., when I’m headed to wawa and I ask my husband if he wants anything, he says “yeah, a blue gatorade”.

The Rezillos - Somebody’s Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight

Ha, I saw that meme and listened to Casiopea all day long while I took down my xmas tree. 😎

For sleep, I’ll put on some sort of white noise, like rain sounds or a crackling fireplace. That usually gets me feeling sleepy. Or sometimes I’ll read a book that I’m not really into (and then my husband will find me dead asleep with a book in my hand and my glasses still on).

When I’ve had shitty sleep, I avoid coffee. I’m more a tea person anyway, but coffee on top of poor sleep makes me a jittery anxious mess. Strong tea will wake me up without the jitters. And I make myself a big breakfast - something like 2 eggs, 3 pieces of Canadian bacon, a slice of buttered raisin toast, and cantaloupe. No phone, tv, or music until I start feeling energetic.

Lol

Jesus. Who are the numbnut 62% who chose Yes?

Jem and the Holograms
Danger Mouse
The Smurfs
The Snorks
The Jetsons
David the Gnome
Marsupilami

Is he orange?

In a high cost-of-living area, it absolutely can be. And lots of tech jobs are in HCOL areas.

Tryin’ to holla at me

What the fuck.