The most versatile note pad in existence…

Voting records don’t show whom you voted for. They do show party affiliation, which they can infer from.

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

Yeah. Cocaine is ok if you’re trying to get an edge on the competition as a stock trader. But, not ok if you’re black.

Look at Mitch McConnell and tell me that’s not a reanimated corpse.

Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell both served in Congress well after they died.

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

And to the queer for who we stand fabulous?

I dunno. I’m trying too hard.

But but but FEMA!

They use the trade marked “Real Beef”.

Or air lock.

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

Only if my balls feel like they’re going to slip out.

X(Twitter) = Biggest Nazi bar on the Internet

Umm… Isn’t that what Amazon does at a global scale?

Hmmmmm. Been thinking about starting a youtube channel. Maybe ballads to the CEO could be the theme. I wonder how long before I get called in by hr.

I like it the other way better.

So you’re saying those numbers could be lower? Lower indeed. Maybe into the negative.

Im ArGuInG iN GoOd FaItH!

Not reading that either.