• flicker@lemmy.world
      3·
      23 hours ago

      If I open my door Thursday night and go to put candy in someone’s bag and see a toothbrush, I’m giving them a second handful of candy.

      • glitchdx@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        23 hours ago

        I’m in a predicament.

        One the one hand, you’re doing God’s work.

        On the other hand, I’m an anti-theist, so the previous sentence means shit.

        What do?

        • flicker@lemmy.world
          3·
          23 hours ago

          I want to offer you a new superpower.

          When I say, “bless you,” when someone sneezes, if someone asks me, “You aren’t religious! Who are you asking to bless me?” I answer;

          “No one. I’m the one blessing you.”

          So I guess, this time, you could say, “You’re doing a good thing.”