• bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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    3 days ago

    If you made too much good happen, you wouldn’t be fired, you’d be thrown off of a moving train

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      3 days ago

      thrown off of a moving train

      It’s called “dying of an apparent suicide” and the authorities can find no sign of foul play. It’s so sad when this sort of thing happens. The company’s thoughts and prayers are with his family.

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        Ah yes, apparent suicide with two random, unrelated gunshot wounds to the back of the head