• ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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    Soon he will sign an executive order that there are three states of matter. Then one that there are two kingdoms of life.

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      The Surgeon General has just declared that deoxygenated blood is blue inside the body.

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        I couldn’t find any news stories to confirm this, but given the current administration’s picks, I still can’t tell if you’re serious.

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          LOL, no I was just joking about the absurd state of the world we live in currently. It’s just a joke today, but tomorrow it may be real, at this rate.

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            It’s likely we’ll all be required to open our veins to ensure only patriotic red blood that embraces conservative values is flowing in our body.

            Our bone marrow can probably keep up with continuously replacing all of our blood, right?

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        One of soooooo many reasons for me to be ashamed to be born a Hoosier.

        (The whole state being run by the Klan for decades might possibly be a bigger one though.)

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      Those fungi have always made me nervous. Is it really true that at a party they’re always the fun guy?