"The first rule of muppet club is we don’t talk about muppet-what’s that… Oh. Right.

The first rule of muppet club is we have ice cream on Tuesdays.

The second rule of muppet club is - we don’t talk about muppet club.

The third rule of muppet club is we- really? That’s new. No I’m not mad, I just think it reduces the impact. The third rule is we have sherbert on Thursdays.

What’s the fourth rule? Pasta on Saturday? Really. Okay. But there is another rule about talking about muppet club right?"