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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    I love haikus

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      Haikus Are Easy.
      But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense.
      Refrigerator.

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        Worker bees can leave

        Even drones can fly away

        The queen is their slave

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          Yes these are bruises from fighting. I am enlightened.

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          I mean, we’re looking
          Down on Wayne’s basement, only
          That’s not Wayne’s basement

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      Just finished rereading David Brin’s Uplift series. The uplifted dolphins in those books often speak in haikus.

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