There was this legendary comment on reddit to a thread asking people what would their plan be if they were immortal and got milion dollars, but there was a superintelligent immortal snail also with milion dollars who would want to kill them. I was trying to find it but as far as I can tell OP removed it. Does anyone here have it and could post it here by any chance?
cracks knuckles
stretches arms
pushes glasses up nose
I’m about to show this lemmy thread what REAL intelligence looks like
I am Horrible thank you
The dismissive sentences you bookended your comment with is why you got downvoted. It’s just a fun hypothetical question, no need to take it too seriously
Patience, you have it. Take my upvote
YOU DID OH NO SNAIL
YOU SET ME STRAIGHT (sobbing)
Ok
Oh
I hope The Snail finds you on your wedding day, with that attitude.
I put the snail in a metal box and threw it down an abandoned well in Bolivia. I’m all set.
WAIT I WAS SO WRONG SNAIL IS SUPREME I Am sorry