Surprised they didn’t add:
- Ukraine
- Hunter Biden’s Laptop
- LGBTQ+ community
- BLM
- George Soros
- Bill Gates
The usual suspects
There was one Ukrainian crew member actually so the conspiracy theorists are going crazy.
How can you possibly forget some of the greatest hits? Obama’s tan suit Obama’s birth certificate Hillary’s emails
What, no love for arugula-gate?
I’m feeling giddy inside because I have not yet heard of arugula-gate. Please share.
Thank you for this!
Obama’s spicy dijon mustard…
Not to mention socialism,
CRTwokeness, affirmative action, globalism…
“Yes, Marjorie, you keep telling us how magnificent Hunter’s penis is, but it probably didn’t knock the bridge down. Now can you please put the pictures away?”
You forgot Buttery Males!
Jewish space laser. Everyone knows that.
That is a serious disconnect from reality.
I mean, this was a failure on multiple levels, but Covid and immigration aren’t anywhere near the list of things that went wrong.
well, what else happened today? Trump started selling Bibles. Coincidence? I’m just asking questions.
Stop giving Fox News attention.
I didn’t stay at a Fox News Propaganda Roach Motel last night, but I do have a degree in Mechanical Engineering, and I’m gonna go with the wild hypothesis that the big heavy boat hit a part of the bridge that was holding a decent amount of weight. That introduced a decent stress factor which weakened that part’s structural integrity, it started to give way, and the rest of the bridge followed suit.
But we all know big boats can’t hit bridge beams or something because open borders cause Covid lockdowns.
I am not qualified to have a technical discussion on this matter.
However: big boat hurts big bridge; makes sense to me.
BIG BOATS CANT BEND STEEL BEAMS!!!
Republicans say such stupid things you don’t need any real qualifications to prove them wrong. Usually, you don’t even need to address whether the claim is true or false, you can just use basic logic to conclude that the claim is fallacious.
There is no logical connection between this bridge collapse and border policy or COVID response. The burden of logically linking these things lies with those making the claim. We have no burden to prove that no connection exists, we can simply point out that the claim has no logical explanation for connecting these things.
I’m pretty sure it was that cargo ship, Dali
That’s true but if we’d built a border wall in the middle of that river instead of a bridge then the bridge wouldn’t have collapsed… walls do work.
Dam, that’s a good idea.
I see what you did there. That was a dam good joke
Yeah. It really holds water.
At this point they will likely blame their constipation with the Open Border and COVID lockdowns
If 9/11 happened today half of Republicans on Twitter would be blaming Secretary Buttigieg before the second plane hit.
Absolutely right! We need to stop these cargo ships illegally emigrating to our country and taking our jobs!
Damn straight!
I applied for a data analyst role at a company last year, and after weeks of interviewing, they informed me that instead of hiring a red-blooded American patriot like me, they decided to go with a cargo ship. Can you believe that?
Dat ship dun terk mer jerb.
Ironically enough, we do actually have a law to stop something like this, the Jones act, which requires that ships transporting cargo between two parts of the US must be built in the US, fly our flag, and be owned and crewed by americans. All this actually does though is make shipping just a bit more expensive, because US shipbuilding is more expensive than the global average, so almost nobody builds cargo ships here, which means that ships that comply with the law are rare specialty constructs and thus even more expensive, so very few exist and trips that could be more efficiently done by ship from one US port to another are instead taken by things like trucks.
Is this why our cruise ship in hawaii (sailing only between hawaiian islands) was american flagged and crewed by americans?
I was surprised because i always heard stories about how cruise ships are often crewed by exploited internationals and flagged in questionable jurisdictions so that workers can be abused.
That’s exactly why. It’s also why Alaska cruises make a stop in Canada along the way. If they sailed straight between Alaska and Seattle, they’d need to be US-flagged.
*immigrate
Emigrate from, immigrate to.
It was leaving
Fuck Republicans.
I swear, hearing whatever crackpot theory these buffoons come up with is starting to sound like your own children shrieking about who’s touching who for hour 5.
TLDW, Fox Host: “You’ve been talking a lot about the potential for wrongdoing or potential for foul play given the wide open border. That is why you’ve been so adamant.”
Snippets of the reply from Senator whatshisname : Border border border. Drugs, Terrorists, Criminals. Sanctuary cities. Crime. “Anyone can come into our Country and demolish our way of life.” Military age from China, scary. … Debt. Inflation. Border. Inflation. Fox host: Inflation. Inflation. Inflation.