• Dr Cog@mander.xyz
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    10 months ago

    Wife already has access to my computer and all my files.

    Do people not stream their porn nowadays?

  • megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish
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    10 months ago

    My SO‌ already has my files, encrypted or not, on their NAS (part of an arrangement where I keep my backup on their NAS, and they’d keep their backup on my NAS–once I manage to have one). I doubt they even gave it a look.

  • Yerbouti@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    She tells me how intensly geek and boring my life is, before asking me to fix something on her computer.

  • rgb3x3@beehaw.org
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    10 months ago

    “Why do you take so many goddamn pictures of our cat?”

    “Why wouldn’t I?”

  • empireOfLove@lemmy.oneEnglish
    0·
    10 months ago

    It’ll take her so long to scroll through all the movies and TV episodes that she’ll never get far enough down the file tree to find the niche porn.

  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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    10 months ago

    She would be disappointed in how untidy my files are.

    "Why is the final version of this project called “test1_b_new_reworked_draft_2_prefinal_dif_font_b_temp_FINAL.png”?

    She would then forgive me because her filing is worse than mine.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        10 months ago

        For image files? I know you can save image files and git but I just don’t know what it does with them.

          • Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de
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            10 months ago

            It’s still way better than _final_fixed(2) version control.
            What do you propose to use as a version control for images?

            • gamer@lemm.ee
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              10 months ago

              Idk, but not anything that uses delta compression like git does.

              Game developers use Perforce and Plastic scm which is (supposedly) optimized for images and other binary assets. I’ve never used them, but I’m sure a less-overkill and open source alternative exists somewhere.

              • Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de
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                10 months ago

                That’s the thing, everything that I could find is a huge project made for storing huge projects, costs a lot of money and requires effort to install and even use. Yeah, naked git basically stores new version of an image for every commit, but nothing beats the fact that you need like two commands to use it and it just works, and storage is very cheap this days. And if you add LFS, it even does some kind of storage compression.

      • michaelfone@lemm.eeEnglish
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        10 months ago

        I’d imagine you’d be hard pressed to find a non-programmer who knows what that is.

        • Mothra@mander.xyz
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          10 months ago

          I’m not a programmer and I agree. Only after getting into 3d art I started hearing about it and I don’t think I’ve ever used it, let alone understand it, it’s the sort of thing the technical artists know about. Nobody ever suggested me to use it for my images or 3d models.

          As a visual artist I can confirm the “image_final_final2_b_final” trope is as real as it gets