• Tiefling IRL@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 months ago

    I’m a professional fire/sideshow performer and certified freak. I know a lot about things that are weird, morbid, or dangerous. I also have a split tongue and love to show it off. I’m fun at parties :)

    Ask me anything I guess?

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        4 months ago

        That was a joke, there’s no certification. But I’m part of the longest running permanent sideshow in the US and have a forked tongue

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        4 months ago

        Incredibly, but good fire performers are insured professionals for a reason. In addition to the obvious dangers of burns and fire spreading, fire eaters and breathers risk chemical pneumonia. Sword swallowers risk permeated stomachs.

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      4 months ago

      I’ve always wanted a split tongue. Does it make a difference when it comes to eating ass/lickin clits/penii?

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        Hard to say since I’ve had it since 2017. It still functions the same as a regular tongue but has additional features so make of that what you will. Fwiw I’m a gay woman.