• TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    You forgot the part where they yelled “Without prejudice!” and signed their bag in blue ink at a 45° angle.

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        25 days ago

        You should also say/yell “I do not consent!”, because it’s illegal to search or arrest someone without their consent. It was a popular spell a few years ago, but I don’t see it being used much anymore, so it’s possible that the cops have found a counterspell. 😉