Dammit no, yesterday I woke up with the idea of a knight rider reboot where Kitt is a barely functioning cyber truck, Nic Cage is a 25 year old Michael and the script is 100% AI written.
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161·2 months agoSome times and with some people, yes violence is the answer.
Can you explain any other solution that leaves Ukraine with its territory and its compleat self rule?
2·3 months agoWhy do you think he brought the gun? That dumpster kept running its mouth.
I rolled dice
11·7 months agoThe real most expensive vhs is of my first wedding, I’m willing to sell it for $300,000.
(Disclaimer: it was destroyed in a flood and thrown away and now resides in a landfill. However upon receiving the $300,000 I will send you a receipt stating that you own it.)
3·7 months agoOne died in a car accident, the other hung themselves
What the fuck? I know for a fact you died.
fuck tha police
What if the cheese is Brie?
When you understand that in the grand scheme of things we are all profoundly ignorant, everything becomes much more interesting.
Anytime I think " fuck I don’t know how to do that" I remind myself that I can learn it, and then learn at least the basics.
While I may not be the font of all knowledge, I am the overflowing urinal of useless information.
I’ve been saying " fuck this I’m rerolling" when life get extra shitty for years now. It is fun to see the faces of the people who understand what I’m talking about.
Personally I want the life setting " no loot drop on respawn" I would go to many more places if all I had to do is die and respawn at save with all my shit… though walmart might get pissy about it.
Is there a single person who would not pay money to watch Nic Cage in a serious role portraying a “cool guy” while speaking in Gen Z slang.
“on god fam, this bitch lagit drives itself”