If the bar is heaving, always order the Guinness last, preferably after they’ve had time to sort out all the other drinks first.

iirc, the reason tigers are black and orange stripey is because deers and whatever else they eat don’t see orange, they see green. This blends the tiger in with the surroundings better.

You can consume in public, just not in alcohol free zones. The zones are generally city/town centres where there are usually places licensed to serve alcohol. Everywhere else you can drink as you please as long as you don’t get too drunk.

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Is this why the world spins on an axis?

That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

I’ve seen some that follow other accounts around and comment on everything they post/comment because they’re salty about an argument in another thread. It’s strange to say the least.

Be boring rather than arrogant. If they ask what you did this weekend or what you’re doing later just say nothing really or watching TV and relaxing. Few words answers, when the conversation isn’t flowing naturally they will just think you’re boring and leave you alone.

Obviously this might not work for everyone but it’s worked for me everytime.

Lasagne = cake

I mean, in terms of preserving the timeline and not leaving the tiny chance of fossilised saddles. They brought it with them, why not just take it back too so it’s not even there.

Rock wool, ignoring it’s insulating properties, I’m forced to believe was created by the devil himself.

Not even that, your teeth are linked in with your vascular and nervous systems. It may seem like a none issue now but it could lead to neurological issues or sepsis.

Some of these maybe

Eh, little bit of this, little bit of that.

They have twenties of them

Edit: Scores, they have scores of them

Since we’re sharing…

It took me longer than it should to realise it was Epstein and not Anthony bourdain.

I didn’t even know she was still alive

It would need to be cool and sci-fi to make drinking a beer through it somewhat bearable.

A straw

I like your style