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I was sat down reading this and still ended up on the floor in pure shock.

Fucken can’t wait to hear it tell me how it’s gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I’m shit at video games.

tongue click Nice.

Imagine having more chin than fucking brains. Absolute degenerate cunt.

I’ve paid my upvote tax

Lemon party was a bunch of old naked dudes sat in a group i think… Mightve been involving themselves with each other? It’s been a fucking loooong ass time since I got shown that and meatspin at school lol

Not far down the road from The Coq and Bulls

I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴‍☠️

That’s 1 step too fucken far mate, gone n took the piss haven’t you

Nope. Yer can feck off Zuck! Yer ain’t comin’ aboard my ship! 🏴‍☠️

I went out for a walk earlier, not too far just couple of miles to clear my head. Get some fresh air. Anyway, regardless of how many signs my council like to spend money on to display the consequence of leaving your dogs shit, people still do it. Fact is, I saw a dog shit and it’s getting harder to differentiate that dog shit and Unity.

I second boots. I went through 3 cheap pairs of hiking boots (between £40 - £70) all promising the world and dry feet. In the end, sacked it off and bought all leather boots with a vibram sole. Requires maintenance of waxing them but they’ve had many miles in them now and just as good as day 1.

Full of cold I sniggered way too hard at that and 3 years of shnots came out. Cheers for the laugh and clear out. Happy new year

And bring that keg of mead on board with ya, ya dastardly scallywags 🏴‍☠️

You could hand deliver them in a sealed envelope but it won’t stop the recipient scanning them then sharing them on messenger, texts etc.

You’d need to consider where and how they get shared beyond the person you send them to, to then decide which level of privacy is appropriate. Ultimately, even though others don’t recommend WhatsApp (nor would I) - it’s maybe the best option in this case. Accessibility, ease of sharing just no guarantees on the encryption because the source is behind closed doors.

I’m not so bad, thanks for asking - how are you?

Hold on, so… OK. No free beer?

grabs jacket off the stand
Have a nice day

Raise the anchor! 🏴‍☠️

This is my kind of maths, add on p&p, handling, admin and VAT let’s it call it a nice round milly. No, no questions at this time sorry.

All fart and no shit is Sunak!

Can’t wait for the next elections so we can vote a different liar in, maybe 1 with a spine.