Man, I am so sorry this is your situation. I won’t pretend to really know what advice to give you, other than you should contact adult protective services and see if they can do anything since you are a vulnerable person (aka disabled).

Again, I don’t know shit from fuck, but that’s where I would start. Idk if the cops would take the threat seriously or not, but you might be able to file a restraining order.

It’s a turdoggy lmao

Well I already have the crocs, you see…

Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

Ha, it would probably take me a month to clean up my 10k+ email inbox. Work email though, I refuse to have more than 15 sitting in my inbox.

Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.

I have 8 playlist I’ve been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it’s kind of hard to walk away from that. And I’ll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.

Background noise. Also, I can’t do the cool shit that they do.

Yeah, I thought it said “sock” as well!

I’ll say that I don’t usually wear shoes in the house, but it’s also a lost cause since I have two big dogs.

I’ll fight anyone who says 1998 is retro. I’m getting old, but give me a few more years damn.

You just made a bunch of dudes touch their balls lol.

Probably the cycling thing tho.

What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.

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A couple of my friends are really bad about this. It’s like wasting my time is a sport to them lol. No part of me wants to kick them repeatedly in the shins for being 2 hours late to something for eternity. No part at all…

Please… for all that is good… listen to world war z, and the dark tower series.

Ah great point. I’ll go tell my clinical insomnia all we need is more sleep.

Space trains fall under a different regulating authority than space stations, unfortunately.

Ah, that checks out. Thanks, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart!

Uh…what