I’m shocked it wasn’t $14.88, the My Pillow Rate.

“Gee, boss. Says here 87% of viewers were angry with the TV for spying on them.”

Can’t make money giving away expensive shit, dumbass https://media.tenor.com/tPLKdGTxM9gAAAAM/i-like-money-frito.gif

At long last, a proper purgatory for links I wish I had the attention span to read, but will never actually get back to reading.

“Neat!” he said, with his remaining six teeth

The US Marshals were “just doing their job.”

https://store.steampowered.com/app/993090/Lossless_Scaling/

That’s kind of what this is for.

I bet the fella from Fiat played a mean fiddle while Tesla of North Rome burned.

Boofing Ivermectin should fix it right up, no?

ATC cuts are taking their toll on all flying craft.

Zombie Deer Disease: It’s Catching On!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–klahoma is where Robert Morris did sex crimes 🎶

https://media.tenor.com/6pe1sPYOKvIAAAAM/asombrado.gif

I do, in fact, dislike being fucked on the ass.

It lets us know the truth. It lets us knoooooow the truth.

Hey so I’m getting this thing on my new Charger, I think it’s a check engine light?

Upvoted for truth.

When you’re hated and incompetent, blaming the people you hate for your incompetence is a convenient scapegoat.

I suspect X was down because they screwed something up internally. When you’ll never be required to prove anything, you can scream you’re being hacked / ddos’d til the cows come home and rubes will believe you.