@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today, have you done iMac & Cheese yet? 😏

Valve:

now imagine a dildo full of sensors that can map pressure and then a sexhole that can replay those pressures back in sequence.

Like FUFMe?

We are so going to get Kessler syndrome. I hate humans

Future spaceship pilots on breaking Earth atmo:

Lul, how are they marketing them?
Teabags for vampires?

Also Sir Isaac Newton:

Can’t they afford the real stuff?

in huge blow for platforms like Airbnb

Sounds fitting! Stormtroopers already shoot like XCOM soldiers anyway.

You know how the FTC recently banned non-compete clauses (for non-senior roles)?

They should ban the, ‘and other unspecified duties as required’ clauses too.