My wife explained to me that she gets a small because everything else is enormously sized. Were she to get her own fries, even a small wouldn’t get finished. It’s nicer for her to share my food because then she doesn’t have to worry about wasting what she couldn’t finish. Plus ordering a large meal for us to share costs less than an average size and a small. Took years to get over being possessive of my food though.

Pull the lever as the trolley passes over the rail switch, causing a controlled derailment to avoid both choices.

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And if you don’t have any local places nearby you can either break yourself financially by moving somewhere else or just go fuck yourself. I never realized how much shit was jacked up in the small country town I lived in until I moved somewhere with a ton of competition. Suddenly the prices were way better, it was surreal. Food was cheaper and tastes better. Hell my Internet was twice as fast for half the price!

My apartment, however, is twice the price for a third of the space.

It still took me a decade before I could move without fucking myself.

This comment was written in the early wee hours of the AM and I’m not entirely sure what I’m rambling about.

You beat me to the joke!

The irony here is how much you’re acting like a child about this.