Obviously basing her moral compass on your own parasocial relationship with her is obvious

Rush Limbaugh too

There are more French speakers in Africa than there are in France and the French Language Authority is absolutley SEETHING at this fact because they’re losing control over “proper French” and for the first time ever French is evolving like a language should

Cotton absorbs water. If you wear cotton clothing, and it gets wet from sweat or from snow melting on you, or just water from anywhere, your cotton clothing will be cold. So dont wear jeans in the snow. Dont wear cotton socks. Cotton long underwear is fine under you pants if you’re not going to be in the snow. But silk or synthetic fibers are a must for sledding, or skiing or snowshoeing or really anything you might want to do to play or excercise in the snow.

I lived in colorado where the snow was very dry. When it snowed i would rush outside and use a hand plow to clear my walkways before anyone could step on it. Some of my neighbors would use leaf blowers. If the morning walkers crunched the snow before i could shovel it, the sidewalk would have boot shaped icebergs frozen all over it until we got enough sun to melt it off.

This would drive me nuts so i would work to get everything cleared off as soon as it stopped snowing

24% is backwards degenerates. That’s the percentage of the population that voted for trump in 2020. No where near half, no matter how much they may claim to represent half.

The original tv remote didn’t use batteries. It used sound. Giant clunky devices with large tactile buttons. Never runs out of batteries and still works if your kid tries to block the screen to keep you from turning it off

I did a major rework of my favorite MTG deck

Ableism is the ugliest -ism

*nit picks

When i was 13 bill Clinton told me 1 car length per every 10mph i was traveling at. Ive been following that advice ever since

There’s a 200 acre legal grow in central California right now. They had to pay for their licenses in cash because the state won’t accept a credit card and the banks won’t let them get a debit card. So they flew millions of dollars from LA to Sacramento on a private jet

Just yesterday i was trolling conservatives on tiktok with space lasers. I wonder if i found MTG’s information source on accident

By making those requirements they are making sure money is diverted from teacher’s paychecks an into Trump’s pockers

Giant hornet. Easily 4 inches long. I have no idea what it was doing in California.

There was no TP nor any more Kirkland paper towels at the Costco i went to last night. Just 1.5 pallets of bounty rolls and a bunch of workers trying to fill the space with kirkland bottled tap water.

That is the essential premise of the book. It’s not a book that teaches you how to fix motorcycles it’s a book that teaches you how to find mindfulness while doing work that is familiar to you.

Lyrics born just announced his final tour, so you got 1 more chance to watch him live

Don’t forget black and brown people. White conservatives hate it when anyone but them participate in democracy

Just because your English professors taught at a university, does not mean they are the final authoritative word on how the English language is spoken.

You can swap out meat for beans on any of their items. Taco bell is the best fast food option for vegetarian folks