I used to swear by wired headphones.

The audio quality, not needing batteries, the simplicity.

But then I got a decent pair of Bluetooth headphones and I discovered how much wires got in my way. I discovered that the audio quality coming out of phones were garbage regardless of connection type, and the headphones I got would last weeks of daily use on one charge.

Plus I would get a more water proof phone, and I would never have to worry about the headphone jack breaking inside of the port, or my headphones going flying off because I walked past a knob of whatever at just the right height to ruin my day.

I still want phones to have the ports, but on mobile devices I’ll never use them. I just want others to be happy too.

It cost like half a trillion dollars to avert the issues of Y2K. A lot of people don’t realize how much of an issue it was.

Trudeau says there is credible evidence to suggest that India assassinated a Canadian citizen in Canada. But don’t quote me I’ve only read headlines.

I’ve got the opposite problem.

Now people hang buckets off me before they break the bad news.

Americans be like “Nothing gets between me and the job that makes me want to kill myself.”

Y’all sluts need praxis.

Do you not feel the itch of curiosity?

I’m sure a lot of people just think your a sea lion.