I’ve heard plenty of “LGBT Rights is wrong because it means forcing Western Values on other cultures” stories from Tankies. It was enough to prove Horseshoe Theory to me.

There’s a Russian guy I know in some… adult roleplay circles…, kinkiest chap I know. I worry about him… He tried telling me Telegram was “safer”, didn’t know what he meant.

Sideshow Bob is actually an eloquent speaker, and is more the psychopathic kinda crazy, not the “Right now, Obama is spying on me through the microwave!”

I dunno man, Burns isn’t a fucking dumbass or a useful idiot.

We’re still arresting people for this?

This policy is literally against the law in the EU… Wait… double checks notes In the… US? huh… normally it’s the European Union protecting us from big tech bullshit

I’m not kidding, but I also cannot self-terminate so I’m not going anywhere anytime soon unless it’s a case of “Mind that bus!” “What bus?” splat

Which again I wouldn’t do intentionally because that would be self-termination and I can’t do that.

3/10 are hopelessly naive

…Am I allowed to pass on to a better place now?

Visibly concerned

God that’s a pet peeve of mine, people who think they’re the sole component about why something works, when what’s working works IN SPITE of them.

Shareholders definitely qualify.

My plan is “hope the afterlife is real and then be a spooky ghost”

Especially since Reddit passes out bans like candy, it’s the biggest forum on the internet and I can’t use it because of a site wide ban that I didn’t deserve.

So far the app has already banned a featherless hen and its own creator (seriously)

Planned obsolence should be illegal

…Isn’t… “Explain Like I’m Five” an Office reference first?

Okay, but why is Ronald Klump even being considered for the job? I didn’t think he was running…

Wait did you mean the guy with 34 felonies?

This shit is what made Reddit unusable, up until it literally became unusable when site-wide bans started getting handed out like candy.

So since Deviantart, Imgur, and Tumblr died by banning porn, he’s hoping X will come back to life!?!?

Cop literally wants a convicted felon to run the country, I can’t come up with a better satire for how little police care about rule of law… Or a better argument for the “Ban the Box” initiative

I’m definitely all for loosening restrictions on former felons… Look bro, if we can have a convicted felon running for office, no reason why they can’t vote or hold jobs if they’ve done their time right?