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10 days agoCause they are owned by American billionaires and as such are more ethical. /s
Where am I?
Cause they are owned by American billionaires and as such are more ethical. /s
This is some Merlin level superstition… Might as well claim that he is doing in on purpose while it’s happening.
I agree this has got to be the root reason. They are scared.
The Trouble with Tribbles
Nah man a couple springs and a crank and you got yourself a bonafide space rated head separation apparatus.
Except maybe the sawdust powder.
… I’m deeply offended. You can still make delicious food with those ingredients.
Suspicious omission of porn…
I’m not, because I’m lazy and it seems like too much work to protect my privacy when my government doesn’t give a fuck.
I was given this nickname by an old guy at work that knew I was good with computers. Never actually owned an ipod lol.