Bro is actual so brainrotted bruhhh 💀💀

A bit late to the party

This sounds cool as, I hope its real I wanna go there lol

Pee is what, 99% water? I’ve just been wasting it this whole time!

Me explaining to some random bystanders why I kicked this kid named Hitler in the back of the head

Absolutely, thank God I don’t live in America cause the politics seem crazy over there.

That was terrifying! I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep now, that lady is probably gonna visit me in my dreams. The writing was really good in my opinion

I’ve tried getting into that industry but the job market is oversaturated

I only do that when I have a boner because it uses more water. Honestly though it’s just more fun to pee in the sink. Also sitting down risks masturbating unfortunately.

Pretty low actually

That wastes too much water. I just pee into the dishwasher

Use use jerboa! I like the fact that you can see downvotes although I’m not sure if it’s specifically a jerboa thing or some apps just don’t do it

I thought the same but there is a good explanation for it which I can’t remember

/s, right?

Until the phantom pain comes along (it’s a real thing! Wikipedia)

Used to work at a supermarket. We would hide the poop behind the cheese section so it wouldn’t stink

My life has shattered

I just searched up Marmite and it looks like a rip-off of Vegemite