I feel like I’d install a bunch of shit before getting anywhere close to a tenth of that. I’d hate my phone. However, I’m far from being a teenager and their ways and methods have become somewhat mysterious.

Seems like he was always silver haired too. I don’t remember him any other way.

Long term.

To be honest a lot of the memes on here don’t make sense. But then perhaps I’ve finally become old.

There is no meaningful difference between a threat and a warning. I’ve never understood why we see that retort so often when someone asks “is that a threat?!”. It’s the same damn thing.

Don’t forget the shirts. “I’ve acquired an array of venereal diseases and parasites by way of the restaurants I choose to patronize!”

Most of my hobbies are geared toward getting away from people so not sure how to answer this one.

For some reason I love this.

Right, but they’re not being rude to people who break encryption today. They themselves want to break it. So the “history” that OP refers to isn’t relevant to the article. If they had a history of being rude to whoever invented encryption then it’d make more sense.

Wouldn’t it make more sense if Britain had a history of being rude to those who invented encryption rather than those who broke encryption? Like, within the logic of the joke, Turing and Britain would be on the same side.

Seems like someone just wanted to flex their common knowledge by jamming a joke into things.

But then how will we know if our drip is bussin’?