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Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE
Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE
That’s the spirit!
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.
Elon, sometime soon: “I’ve got a great idea! We’re renaming Tesla to ‘E’! Let’s go, bros!”
Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?
I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”
October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!
Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟
Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!
-Corporate board somewhere, probably
Bro, you need to work for the election campaign. This is far more motivating than professional ads I see elsewhere.
Sadly, none of us have been elected to office.
Yeah. Like there is some variety in the furniture but the layout of all the stations seems to be identical. I am probably not far enough into the story to understand the lore yet. Only picked up the game a month or two ago and haven’t progressed that far. We did just discover an outlaw station which was different and cool.
Yesterday I was taking to my co-op buddy about how ask the space stations looked the same. WHAT.
That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.
A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.
It’s here to stay…for only $3.99 per month! *
*cost for monthly subscription only. Excludes fees for sending and receiving messages. Chat and others services extra.
Anyone want to take a bet, this is where we will be in 5 years?
And my axe!
Hey, low QA crap isn’t a fair assessment. I recently bought something that had absolutely NO QA behind it.
Upgrade to the ultra deluxe ad free premium plus platinum subscription for an additional $3.99 per month and you can unlock the remote wipe package too!
Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!