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  • I feel the same way! I think a lot of hate for Vista was just instability and high system usage.

    I feel like things have definitely come a long way, where my KDE machines can have pretty glassy UI without crunching the whole system.

    I also really liked ME before XP, where there was a heavy emphasis on personalizing and theming.

    flat boring look of today is very bleak and dystopian looking imo.

    100%. It feels very corporate and like any artistic touch was forcibly extracted from it because trends say that aesthetic hurts readability or something. Blegh.

    It’s like the UI equivalent to that “Memphis techbro” art style with the freakish flat purple people with wonky arms and tiny heads.







  • I actually felt like the Elder Scrolls games handled this elegantly. The interactable doors could be wonky but also strategic, but for cell changing doors, on today’s hardware you barely even notice the loading screen.

    It felt like it kept each area of the game nice and concise, but also it still felt so connected! Especially with how characters could follow you between cell changes after Morrowind. (SURPRISE, pants-ruining Oblivion guard jumpscare!)



  • A browser based Doom or Quake engine world sim to run around playing with others sounds like such an awesome concept. I’d love that!! And in the 90"s no less. That would’ve been crazy impressive.

    Microsoft and MMOs, man. I remember they were gonna make a really neat online fantasy one for the Xbox and canned it, too.

    That’s such a wild story. Thanks for sharing that with us! I wish they wouldn’t have cold shouldered you like that…

    Here’s how I was imagining that went down the whole time I was reading it lmao. Just for you.



  • As for cheap AKs or Garands, I haven’t seen any of those since before Obama’s first term.

    Dang it, you got me there. Long time since I’ve been gun shopping and it already was an expensive and time consuming hobby then! 100% of the ones I foolishly lost in a tragic boating accident so long ago were inherited.

    Everything, like everything I guess, is ridiculous now. Ammo is inflated but at least it’s way better than it was in 2020-ish.

    Kel Tec’s offerings I’m guessing they’re like Hi Point?

    Ah, good catch about the carbines. That’s pretty popular these days! KelTec is a bit nicer. Mostly polymer, really interesting designs, but I’m not sure about their longevity reputation. They don’t just make “Another AR-15…but slightly different!” over and over, so I think they’re neat in that regard.

    Sheesh! Also not cheap though! You’re right. Anybody needs a rifle’s gotta set aside a couple grand. Even used, unless they get lucky.

    Yeah. Everything is all kinda crazy.

    The usual suspects hoarded all the arms and then went down rabbit holes towards becoming mall-ninja LARPing lackies for a fascist regime. The wealth inequality chasm widened, and most non-conservatives were busy convincing themselves guns were scary and unnecessary instead of taking responsibility and educating themselves and their communities.

    Whelp…

    … There’s always 3D printing lol. XD

    I sincerely and truthfully hope as a nation we can do a complete heel turn without having to gravely consider protecting ourselves in this manner, though.

    I think if self defense weren’t so one-sided, we might be seeing more of a reflection of the old adage: “An armed society is a polite society.”


  • Haha that does sound slightly familiar! Like Mario Kart’s Lakatu on steroids. 😂

    Lol okay solved! Colliding with an opening door just yeets an NPC (safely) out of the way.

    Haha there needs to be a “monkey’s paw” community but around what new bugs pop up when someone proposes a fix for a mechanic.


    New bug report: Essential NPC unable to be interacted with because they walk toward the door to greet the player and get clipped through the opposite wall at high speed.

    Sometimes they fall through the map and the game crashes when they reach -9999 meters, other times they die intersecting the wall and it soft locks the main quest.


    Fun story rq: Deus Ex: Human Revolution had the most bizarre bug where, if you talked to a gang before getting the quest to go clear them out, on the second visit one of them would just spawn… like…on the moon, apparently? (A ridiculous distance upwards, not even visible except by objective marker) Made the quest unbeatable until they patched it hahaha.



  • Now we need to decide in the case of collisions if:

    • Doors violently push anyone out of the way, possibly “crushing” them into walls or
    • Force themselves back closed, turning any random NPC / obstacle on the other side into an unbeatable lock or
    • Just trap an unfortunate NPC in a corner on the other side, or
    • If they use the physics system to swing open, in which case they’ll look smooth but possibly bonk the player/actor going through them a few times and could potentially (and comically) insta-kill them if physics is feeling grumpy.

    The frustratingly comedic unintended results of any choice makes for great organic marketing though.

    Gamedev is magical.

    Aside: Know what did this really well though? Resident Evil games after RE:4.

    The ability to “slowly quietly open”, and then at any time decide to violently action-hero kick it open to send a zombie on the other side flying, was genius.




  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.todaytomemes@lemmy.worldI HATE email
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    I understand the struggle. I do. I still have an “Under construction” page on the domain I bought like a decade ago because I want a decent artist portfolio site and Wordpress is not the super easy dream they all claimed so I’ve nuked it like a dozen times. (And tried Grav, and Hugo, and…)

    But seriously WHY do so many great artists like, even ones who could afford hosting a dedicated page, ONLY have an Instagram?! (And now a TikTok ugh). One AI-decided account ban or rebrand or algorithm change or whatever and their entire portfolio and audience are just gone.

    It’s really sad that there aren’t more non-developer targeted FOSS projects for just getting a halfway decent page going. All those sites like Wix or Square charge a ridiculous amount and still give you a bloated mess that doesn’t function unless people allow tons of chonky JavaScript.

    /rant lol…



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    you can’t “leak” an RSS address so when you subscribe to something you won’t be added to spam without you knowing

    Ah, so now we definitely know why it was quietly swept under the rug!

    Thank goodness we have the amazing future now:

    ALLOW THIS WEB PAGE TO SEND YOU NOTIFICATIONS!!???

    –Every stupid webpage ever

    Unrestricted, glorious, arbitrary code at the accidental flick of an “allow” button. Normies everywhere getting inundated with random loud full-page video ads from chrome notifications that recursively cascade-subscribed them to a million other chrome notifications.