Oui, il m’arrive d’inventer des choses pour le plaisir ;)

The cleaner used to be called Jif, it’s been called Cif since they started selling it in France, where “Jif” is slang for a condom lol

If you like phone puzzle games, have you tried Monument Valley?

The French - Would you like me to burn your fucking car?

Very first thing on the list - support local businesses

Aye they need the support because the taxes are fucking crippling for small business 😅

But at least the taxes aren’t quite so much being funnelled into “turning Palestinian toddlers into skeletons”

For the readers- the guy who wrote First Blood also wrote a book called Creepers and it’s fantastic

Gin and tonic

You’re a fish?

Polite society - “Never, ever discuss politics or religion. Thinking that you can change someone’s mind on either of these subjects is foolish and arrogant and the conversation will always, without fail, end in an argument”

Americans for some fucking reason - “Hold my high fructose corn syrup”

We?

…then next year pass on the costs to their tenants

Bravo

Your not wrong

Oh, the irony

I have a set of Siemens ones that were like 4k

You do get custom made inserts specifically for your ears, extremely precise tuning to adjust your hearing loss, they’re way less visible than earbuds, the batteries last 15 hours, wireless charging, free retuning and adjustments for life and free cleaning for life

Plus, just using earbuds to increase the volume will damage your hearing further, a good audiologist will have studied for years to improve your hearing without damage

Wouldn’t say it’s the best 4k I’ve spent but it’s fucking life changing

I love books

My biggest recommendation is to avoid asking for recommendations online, particularly in reading - centric communities.

People love to pretend their favourite books are classical just through sheer pretentiousness

The most genuine people you’ll find in life are the ones that are perfectly happy to admit they fucking love a trashy thriller

Perfect for the quivering shitebag coward in your life 😊

Dunno who that is but what’s with the “I’m a cunt” hair from the 1990s?

Four seconds of reading Vs a 16 minute video

I always find it strange that nobody ever mentions World of Goo

I hate games like that but I couldn’t put it down!

You hit the nail on the head when you said “expats or exiles”

They’re immigrants, and it’s only Brits and Yanks that refuse to admit it

I’m an immigrant. Learn the fucking language yous cunts. Respect the country’s mindset. Pay your fucking taxes.

Washing machines are a thing