Abolish the death penalty. It only exists to satiate the blood lust of politicians and is more expensive than life imprisonment (when people are actually guilty).

Rich people are so cool! I’m so proud to be subservient to them.

End animal agriculture subsidies.

The government is taking my money and using it to support an industry that I am personally against.

No no no! It’s the responsibility of the corporations to act ethically! Consumers bear no fault in how corporations decide do business!!

Yikes, sorry about that. I had the urge to sound ridiculous for a second. I agree. Money talks and we should all be mindful of what we say.