Today is the day I saw Missy Elliot on the same list as Anne Frank lol

Japan is earthquake country so they get a pass.

India however…

They really shot themselves in the foot with the name huh.

Stop talking about Reddit.

Enjoy the ren faire.

Neanderthals wanted to live forever and now we have bigfoot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AhGvR0143s

It really does read like a combination of vagina and penis though.

Something like Open Pages would be more descriptive.

Don’t worry, it’s back. Those things refuse to die.

“Why clean the house unless you’re expecting visitors?”

SO YOU HAVE A CLEAN HOUSE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!

Apple.

Can we please not have clickbait shit like this on here?

“We have carefully scrutinised Mermaids’ activities through a statutory inquiry and have found mismanagement in a number of areas. Mermaids cooperated with our investigation and has been actively addressing the various concerns raised.

“Additionally, following the Cass Review, we have required Mermaids to present a more accurate picture on its website as to the risks involved in the use of puberty blockers, and to follow Cass Review findings on the involvement of parents in social transitioning as regards any future provision of chest binders to children.”

More TERF shit. This inquiry was started because of a hate campaign against trans people and the charity even cooperated to be as transparent as possible. The government is now imposing anti-trans rules on a pro trans charity akin to the teaching of creationism in the science curriculum across the pond.

The whole term is dumb anyway. What sport is your car even playing?

“ooh look at me I want to eat dry toast”

If trump is the thing that finally kills McDonald’s after everything… You know what I’ll take it.

Doing this saves lives, the taxes pay for the payouts in wrongful death lawsuits so this saves money.

Now about that extensions button…

My latest is Help I Sexed My Boss, an agony aunt style write in show with two male hosts from entirely opposite walks of life who no one believes are friends irl.

Watch The Good Place, it’s on Netflix.

Seriously! Even back in 2007 I was all “chrome is faster? Great, now Firefox has some competition” I never switched to chrome. You couldn’t pay me to use that privacy nightmare.