Oh no, how will he live? He better pull himself up by the bootstraps and stop eating avocado toast.

Eat the rich!

Don’t worry, they’d have to geoblock the tank lid, and they don’t know where your car is. Oh, wait…

These are lies. The report stated that it held 100% capacity over 100.000.000 charges, but VW knows no-one would believe them, so they adjusted their numbers to look more realistic. /s

I’m going to purchase xvideos.com right now!

Nah, they’ll just do what every other company does: record everything and send it to their servers. “But we’re only using it to improve our service”-bullshit excuse.

If you ever see this lone word in the wild, run!

There’s no such thing as “unskilled work”. I’d no skill was required, why do you need to gave training to do it? Cooking burgers at McDonald’s? You need to know how long the burgers are to be cooked on each side. Stop calling certain jobs “unskilled”.

Next is they’ll hide half the sentence unless you pay 5 gems.

So true. And then you have Schibsted, Norways biggest media conglomerate; the only way to reject cookies is that you have to log in in order to reject it! According to the cookie law (no idea what it’s called), it’s illegal. It’s been reported to the EU and Norwegian government numerous times, but nothing happens. Fuck Schibsted!!

Or… Just hear me out… One could not use Amazon. It’s easy for me to say, living in Denmark, where we can order from Amazon, but it’s not worth it. Everyone should boycott Amazon, considering they’re slave laborers…

BuT MaH InFiNiTe GrOwTh!¡!

Nah dude, this time it’ll make the snakes gay. 7g will affect even more species, where the end goal is 10g: make the planet gay!

Get your game on

Many games did this. Dungeon Keeper, Theme Hospital and the GTA games are the ones I can think of right now.

The law makers doesn’t even know what how the internet works, and they’re supposed to write the laws around it? Sounds like your general politicians.

Wait, what? I’ve never heard about this before. It doesn’t change my mind that HP can go fuck themselves. I boycott because they have shit products and customer support. And I tell everyone I meet about it. Imagine me as a CrossFit vegan, only with an unhealthy hatred for HP.

The Norwegian union Fagforeningen has stated that if the Swedish Union did not get to av strekene before the 20th, they’ll go into sympathy strike! Here we fucking go!!! Do not fuck with Scandinavians or their labour market - they’ll double fuck you right back!

We should form a Margot Robbie groupie club! I suggest The Margots.

Living in a 150 year old house without proper wiring, this would be an immense improvement.

You wrote 2027 incorrectly.