Derailing the trolley kills the 10 passengers aboard

How you explained it helped a lot. So it basically is a windows emulator but isn’t for legal reasons? Lol

Yeah you’ve got to be a little outgoing to make friends sometimes. If you’re not using up energy to commute it might be easier though. It would be for me

Ebay? They have all the same shit

Join me in my new company shitify where we see just how low we can go

Fucking go outside and go to social gatherings

Drinking piss to own the libs

Tally ho lads

The age of our sun would be what would concern me the most. Personally

So just slap a power inverter in there somewhere and you’re good to go

Well tell me then why are we being taxed without being represented

Bruh 2 days without Facebook in the states and people’s mental state drastically improves. There will be some that are really mad about it but the ones that aren’t will find an elated sense of catharsis

I’d be interested in how it happened. Maybe someone can do it again

God would I just absolutely bust

Yeah this is cool and all but how can it benefit the wealthiest people in the country more? ✊💦✊💦

Ive got a TOS for them:

SECTION I

a. This contract expressly and to the fullest extent of the law binds that I did not read, nor am I bound to the terms and agreement laid out in any agreement that I agreed to. Any financial gains are automatically won by me in arbitration and any losses acrued are paid for by the Company to me with interest. Here is a vague copy/paste of about 9 more incoherent paragraphs full of “legal jargon” that never really state any clear purpose or definition of services rendered.

…

SECTION IX.

a. BY READING OR NOT READING THIS NOTICE COMPANY ASSUMES AND ACCEPTS ANY AND ALL FINANCIAL LIABILITY THEREIN. COMPANY AGREES TO PAY ME $75,000 FOR EDITING THIS CONTRACT (STANDARD GOING RATE PER DAY) PER DAY EFFECTIVE FOR 3 DAYS MAXIMUM TOTALING $225,000 PLUS TAXES AND INTEREST PAID.

b. COMPANY HAS UP TO 5 DAYS TO RESPOND TO AND DISPUTE THIS CONTRACT(They can’t. It is legally and eternally binding). THANKS FOR THE MONEY NERDS

Who the fuck is reddit

If gollum and Steve Buscemi had a secret baby

Intellectual property theft

Makes you wonder what the og twitters guys are doing now besides drinking mai tais on the beach