True, but… like… Can we also do both

It doesn’t taste as bad as everyone seems to think, but it still just feels disturbing in concept.

Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

They HAVE to pay the peasants or they won’t work! Pay the oligarchs and it will eventually trickle down

I’m with Homer. Fuck that guy

I mean… There’s that one species that entered its own stone age…

Gods… This happens to me when I say I program in R.

Meanwhile, giving myself root access to my own computer is a bitch. I need to just switch to Linux

Bruh, I’m 21, and this is me… I might need help…