The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

May I subscribe to Pelican Facts?

Next year we make slave auctions great again

Love that 30 day warranty

“The gang executes a CEO”

Are you suggesting that a simple faraday bag can neutralize an ankle monitor?

I found another suspect!

Obvious troll is obvious

Since the democratic party has become arguably centered instead of left, its natural that a new left leaning party should become mainstream

The coin isnt fake tho, its exactly what its supposed to be.

Seems like theres some widespread DNS problems again today

Your mom is a funicular railway

You shure ‘bout that?

TIL ice boxes were often called refrigerators long before electric refrigerators were common

It is what it is

Same argument about wasting 44 billion to buy twitter.

A useless website exchanged hands.

Someone still has the money, why dont they spend it on the poor?

Fascinating business opportunity, queer gun shops.

Cars put horses out of business but the economy adapted

Welcome to the club! - murica

Can fucking stupid come full circle all the wayback to brilliant?