The answer you should give is “what the fuck are you on about?”

Dreadful bastard of a person, definitely.

Well we can both agree that it crowd is third place, no?

Father ted over BB tho.

Few things have made me laugh as hard as that coked up vegas mummy snorting a box of omo and going on a rampage foaming bubbles everywhere

Picked up some ‘busted’ laptops from a mate’s work clearout (they were decommissioning a building. I also got nine pine64’s and two r202s, mate got a full rack cabinet lol)

One new nvme and one disk repair later and i have a pair of vaios

and “woke” AI will conveniently be anything that challenges grok

A critical vulnerability (CVE-2024-47575) has been discovered in Fortinet’s FortiManager, and it is currently being actively exploited. This vulnerability allows attackers to bypass API authentication, enabling them to execute commands remotely and compromise managed devices. FortiManager is commonly used by organizations to manage multiple FortiGate firewalls, making this vulnerability especially dangerous for enterprises and Managed Service Providers (MSPs).

TPN = Trusted Partner Network. Basically a big pile of wank that offers to make sure anyone handling content pretends to adhere to good IT practices and security so shit doesn’t get stolen

“a dcp leak” is such a stupid fucking phrasing that’s perfectly wrong in every way so it definitely sounds chatGPT.

Wild conspiracy theory time: could be related to the fortinet exploit. I know the TPN have been losing their shit over that one, and it’s widely used. Would have to have a lot of moving pieces lining up, and people explicitly wanting to break into mastering houses to steal movies, which is a bit over the goddamn top, but hey, fun times.

Hmmm. I’d bet mastering, because if someone’s found a way to circumvent KDMs, there is going to be a lot of pants shat, and not just in cinema - it would mean cert based cryptographic keys are fucked

Ah yes the famed spaniard mao

When fighting her brother, Cerys got him in a headlock with her back legs then reared up and went to fucking town with her forepaws on his head like it was bongos.

The right oppresses, the left liberates

I literally only have it on a work laptop to keep os familiarity in my toolkit (tech)

Win10, the updates that keep loading bloatware and undoing debloater

Nah, it’s an attempt to expand past the single day and make it a ‘season’ like the Christmas juggernaut

Hell even Obama was right wing to many countries.

…this was before we all dove headfirst into facism as a trauma response

I literally pissed a slow day at work away pointing out the many, many flaws in the USSR to a lemming whose primary response was LALALALA I CAN’t HEAR YOU, GO READ THIS BOOK

There is definitely a cadre of extremely disillusioned and extremely ill informed users who think the USSR was legitimate sunshine and candy communism

I will throw down for emmerich the dude knows how to entertain

Is it high art? No. But jesus is it a spectacle.