Americans and Republicans.

What to I do? I’m a construction worker. Yeah I work construction. Early in the morning I press this button on my phone to start the robots. Then I run around with this brush and backup vacuum cleaning all the rolling surfaces. Yup, that’s construction alright!

We should all gulp… Could this research benefit non US people only?

Well hurry up!

He hasn’t shot any migrants from his window in the morning. Maybe shoot migrants from your window? I don’t known, that’s the part I remember most about Schindler’s list.

That could boost sales right?

https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/04/24/nx-s1-5376473/hhs-restores-funding-for-womens-health-initiative

“A vaccine with no green paint will never straighten its leaves.”

solution that lacks vitality or authenticity can’t truly heal or nurture life. Or, you can’t fix organic problems with lifeless tools.

“The one who lives thinking of fruit in Uranus will never eat a banana.”

If you’re too obsessed with absurd or far-off ideas, you’ll miss what’s right in front of you.

A binary dog will never pee you virtual bananas.

A purely logical or programmed entity (like AI) will never give you true absurdity, spontaneity, or joyfully irrational experiences (the “virtual bananas”).

“AI cannot peel the cat down to the dog’s bark”

AI can’t reduce complex, chaotic, or nuanced things (like a cat) into something simple or binary (like a dog’s bark).

“three horses, one carrot, a slice at a time or live in purple sauce”

When many want the same reward, it must be shared slowly—or chaos/absurdity ensues.

AI catalytic converter technology!

The Trump administration just yesterday stopped a long running data gathering effort to study women’s medical needs as they age. Decades of valuable information, blood samples interviews etc.

Fuck women right? Grab them by the pussy!

But not my daughter or my sister or my nieces or my mom. My sister in law might be interested though and her friend too, but that’s a whole nother story.

Ask? Nah! Grab a bat! This is your computer! Find the fucker and fuck’em up! Give him a taste of hi…oh dude! Not the eye balls! C’mon that’s too muc…that’s a knife! What are you doing! Oh shit! No! C’mon! Not the ball. Oh the entire thing!!! Oh put it in a ziplo…no! Not there! Oh my Jimmy Johnson! My holy jebus! I’m outta here! I don’t know you! Don’t call me!

How about searching for a screw? You you want blue screws? Or long screws? We have long screws in plastic and blue screws only in 1/4-20. Red screws are SHC and come in long head only. If you want fine thread screws, you’ll need to search for specialty 125#-56, only available pre-lubed…follow me so far? Here’s our line up of wood screws, they are plastic reinforced glass, a new stainless technology. Would you like washers? We have M8 glass washers.

Probably agreed to blood samples instead.

Introducing the all new 2025 all electric Tesla boring machine. Yes! Its boring! Remember the old oil fields with their tiny 2" holes? How about you drive your car down there and bring up a load of oil? That’s right! 20’ wide oil tunnel technology is here!

Go to all the Republican party conventions and give everyone a warm handshake.

That’s for everyone’s benefit. Me, I would just go grab levels and stack them in a box.

…not touch my…shit I touched it, didn’t I?