My savage ex-girlfriend and one crazy neighbors kid.

Seeing things like “slide to unlock”, “rounded corners”, and “scroll bouncing” are all patentable is ridiculous.

A recurring customer having habit of delaying to pay the bar tab because he’s “too drunk”. Usually took him weeks and multiple asking before he paid his bar tab in full.

This time he bought a bunch of pretty girls lots of expensive drinks, at the end of the night he is so drunk that nobody can reason with him to pay (but we suspect he’s faking it as always). So we put his bill in his tab and let him go.

The next day he act like he doesn’t remember anything and refused to acknowledge that he was buying anyone else drinks even with the CCTV footage of him on that night (and of course refused to pay his tab).

This went on for 2 weeks before the head bartender get into a fight with him. The customer ended up with a black eye and got banned from the bar. He doesn’t press any charges.

I couldn’t remember his bill total in the end, but it was close to 2k.

panic

What would you answer?

Could just be normal battery degradation.

America still using lead pipes?

What year is it?

It’s so soft and smooth, if it hadn’t been all over on social media, I would have believe it if somebody tell me it was CGI.

the new name is equally terrible, at least in terms of pronunciation.

All my others cats love it, especially in the summer.

his ex-wife’s

That’s a relief, good for her.

My 5yo cat can’t sploot. She doesn’t know how to, and she doesn’t want to (when assisted).

You can’t buy them anymore. They’re all got delisted from every store by the publisher.

Can we donate for you to get a paid account? Or is it just simply not something you want to do?

Maybe i’m stupid, but why would a TV even do that? All it’s know is what you’re watching today, right? How is that information useful? If you’re living with other people, the TV couldn’t even know who’s watching, that would make the data useless.

why not Firefox itself?

🤞 please be Skynet, please be Skynet🤞

Why Microsoft is so obsessed with the word “copilot”? There’s like 4 different things with the same name.

Ford just got named the “Racall King” last month.

Ryujinx just got taken down by Nintendo today. Fuck those corporate asshole.