Don’t bring Waylon into this. That plane crash started a spiral only country music could fill. He always thought it should have been him.

The only one I watched was the one with Gene Simmons. The “goal” was to make I think like $5000 by running a hotdog stand. So Gene, a real businessman, sold one hotdog with his signature to a fan. At the end of the episode Trump fired him. Because of some bullshit reason. I think it was because Trump didn’t like that Gene was more popular than he was and knew how to do marketing.

Speaking of Poland, I sure hope Trump doesn’t decide that they have something he wants. The Fanta Menace might just invade. It seems to be par for the course when it comes to world wars.

Can it wait a few more months? I need a bit more PTO. Rent doesn’t pay itself.

Kafka couldn’t even think something like this up.