Genuinely that’d be a crazy response. Compile the threats together, make them into a song, sing it in Spanish.

I like to imagine Mario and Bowser have a sorta Doof and Parry kinda relationship.

terminal cancer

“I’m sorry, you’ve been diagnosed with :()::&;:”

“You have a couple seconds to live.”

Let the leopards eat their faces.

“Oh, cool, a Titanite slab :D” “Why is Father Ariendel speaking…?”

“WHY IS GEAL STILL HERE???”

“AAAAAAGGHHHHHH”

Crowdstrike 2.0

I’ve never understood thr gendering of stuff like this.

Like bro, soap is soap. I rather smell like roses and lavender than a mix of industrial shit and BO.

My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

Basically. The start menu on windows 11 is really poorly implemented so that whenever you open it your CPU has to kick into overdrive for a split second.

Fun fact: Even windows users hate shitty performance of really basic software.

Linux:

ls

cd directory

ls

cd directory2

ls

cd directory3 …

I love how They’re positioned.

Colorful on the bottom, black and white (mostly) on the top.

Professional and well researched on the right.

Shitposty on the left.

Honestly, I don’t know if he’s knowingly lying or just genuinely fucking stupid.

Intel and Nvidia are going on a Crusade lmao

Here in Canada we got rid of the penny years ago.

When paying in cash, we round to the nearest 0.05 but with card payments it’s still the exact price.

Also, the amount of money you’d lose by rounding in a cash transaction is pretty minimal.

Well, getting rid of the penny was always kinda a good idea. It costs more to make one than it’s actually worth.

Here in Canada we killed our penny years ago.

The US used to have a half penny, but it was killed over 100 years ago.

Minting such a small amount of change that sees almost no practical use is pointless.

When my dad first saw an nvme drive he had to triple check what he was looking at BC in his old 70s computer brain there’s no fucking way something so small and unmoving can hold so much data, read/write it so fast, and all for a relatively cheap price.

Did Microsoft leave their marketing department to AI or something? They really seem to be dropping the ball rn with app names, and recognition.

(Teams New vs. Teams (New))

They pay the super villains to wreak the shit of people that haven’t bought the insurance to get more people to buy it.

Gotta buy that super insurance. Covers all super hero/villain related accidents.

I still have the box for my phone with the SIM remover still in it lol