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All true! And if you want the service to be up 99.99% of the time, you can’t rely on waking someone up to fix it.
No relation to the sports channel.
All true! And if you want the service to be up 99.99% of the time, you can’t rely on waking someone up to fix it.
Anxiety stopped having nearly so much of a hold on me when I realized that there usually wasn’t a “why”, that it was just anxiety chasing its own ass and only pretending to have anything to do with the stimuli.
Diet is what you eat, not what you buy or what recipes you read on the web.
I’m for ending the war through a unilateral surrender of Russian forces and the trial of Mr Putin for crimes against humanity. However, my opinion doesn’t have a lot of influence over whether that happens.
Similarly, I’m for ending the war in Gaza through the voluntary disarmament of Hamas, the repudiation of terrorism as a way of life, the handover of illegal settlements to displaced Palestinian Arab civilians, and the prosecution of Netanyahu for treason and war crimes. But I don’t expect to get to make that decision either.
I think they’re still on Bawdy Satans or something. Fools!
Microsoft, the state of South Dakota, and the Freemasons have been infiltrated by the Unified Buttjones Imperial Court (UBIC), formed in 1834 by the merger of the Imperial Buttjones Society and the All-Ireland Industrial Arsing Federation. UBIC agents camouflage themselves as janitors, assistant product managers, or beagles, and spread an invisible green slime over toilet seats to infect the minds of their targets. Through this mental infiltration, they obtain control over the vazween or pony-flavored sector of the human soul, creating Inter-Vazween Buttjones Networks (IVBN) through repeated application of the Greater Invoking Pentacle of Pony Erotic Revelation (GIPPER). Using an apparatus constructed from illegal immigrants, UBIC uses the IVBN and GIPPER to insert bugs into Windows, Masonic initiations, and the Lewis & Clark State Recreation Area. Anyone who denies this obvious truth is a buttjones.
If you’re looking for commercial games on Linux, Steam has pretty much solved this with the “Steam Play” compatibility feature, which uses a customized version of WINE to run Windows games. For example, Baldur’s Gate 3 runs perfectly. It should work anywhere Steam does.
Plenty of goth squirrels in parts of the Bay Area, California too.
In Heinlein’s story “The Man Who Sold The Moon”, a businessman threatens to put a corporate logo on the moon … in order to get a rival company to bid higher to keep the moon un-logo’d.
Mispi
https://sign.dropbox.com/blog/a-recent-security-incident-involving-dropbox-sign
Here’s the actual security advisory, which contains much more information than the fluff article about it.
Clearly this means it’s already ended. An you sure you’re not in an afterlife right now?
“Heck, I had a truck like that once.”
Everything is glowing all the time. At human body temperature, you’re glowing mostly in the infrared.
“Evolution is so complicated. Can’t you see that it’s just simpler to admit that God did it?”
They should take down their shorts.
Ubuntu on Desktop I can understand.
Not anymore. A whole extra, unneeded, proprietary, locked-in package system. Ads in the default install.
There’s Mint, Pop!, and plenty of other options that actually respect the user.
“The Electric Company” came on TV, so of course we were dancing around the TV in excitement … and knocked it over. Crash!
Beard, not mullet.