I never said anything about “tiptoeing around”, but what you said here is correct…

Any distro will “just work” if used correctly…

One other possibility is that it’s an impossible request so the genie’s refunded the wish. I actually read your initial comment wrong though…

This is the dream…

There is multiple ways to interpret the joke. One possible way is that the genie likes the wish so much that he gives him the wish for free…

I personally don’t buy many games anymore. Most of the games that I play are either half-life mods, TF2C , older valve games like DMC & DODS, or the original Quake & Doom games…

I honestly don’t care about dethroning windows or anything related to it. All that matters to me is that my Linux system works the way I need it to…

Computer is connected to the router via ethernet. The connection to the router is I believe fiber optics…

Doesn’t have to be every week. Could be every other week or at least once a month. I haven’t used Windows since 2002, but personally, I update once a week, and it never takes all that long, maybe 2-3 minutes tops. But I understand that it’s not for everyone…

Fair enough…

Arch can definitely be a “set & forget” type of distro. Just install it, use it correctly, and that’s really it. No need to upgrade to new releases; just keep the system up to date…

Not every system, no…

Anxiety at its finest !!

Sorry, but I have no information on the original source of the image…

Personally, I consider a “bloated system” to be one that has a bunch of installed apps that I’ll never use…

In the past, some people have expressed dissatisfaction when I’ve sent them files in .odt format. However, it’s the superior format in terms of support and functionality, so I always make them aware of that and of the fact that I will never use some shitty ms product…

This was a cool read. Thanks for sharing :) I’ve been an XFCE user since 2002 & can confirm that as a longtime user I’ve never really encountered anything other than a few small problems…

N I N T E N D O C A N E A T S H I T ! !

No idea, sorry…

For real :? 😦